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Border Crossing Individuals; Dealing with the Location Challenged People

 

The illegal aliens are not to be called Illegal aliens, we must now call them LCPs or Location Challenged People or Border Crossing Individuals. After all it is okay to break the law if you only want a better life right? In fact I was thinking of robbing a bank for some extra money, as that would make my life better for a couple weeks right? Sure, that is good logic; they only want a better life. Okay then here is a plan.

We MUST give every new border-crossing individual a free home, health care and a car or mini van; no take that back one of each. Plus we MUST teach all American Citizens mandatory Spanish Lessons. Then we must have all current US Citizens become second-class citizens, it is only fair. These poor people only want a better life, and have decided to come here rather than uplift their own nations.

We MUST be nice and give them all we have worked for and then start shipping in Chinese and Africans who are poor too. Don't you think that is only fair? An academic professor at the University of San Francisco who lives across the water in Berkeley has all this written in a professional report and we should listen to his PhD paper. He is so much smarter than all of us you see. Consider this in 2006.

Author: Lance Winslow
 
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Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

 
 
 

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