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Please Notice Me

 

Oh I so want to be noticed. The critics are right. You see, no one ever noticed me growing up. And I was stuck in self-pity, loneliness and doubt.

I was so timid, scared and afraid of the big old world that awaited; so afraid to try new things, I wasnt very smart, good looking or athletic?

Just a poor little child so afraid from a poor family; I knew I would never really amount to much you see? So of course this why I write articles so they will notice me? I have come to post articles online only because it is free?

As a matter of fact no one has ever noticed me when I was young growing up? Oh dearest, I am so ashamed you found me out, I feel like an imposter now.

Oh, you blew my cover, oh no what shall I do now, with my self? While I was young no one even knew my name in the city I grew up in.

http://www.carwashguys.com/history/museum1.shtml

Still to this day, I need attention so desperately so, you see I care what you think Nancy dont you know? I really do, as you're a loving and caring individual with such a kind heart.

Please do not tell anyone of my fears inside and how I need more attention because, well I just never have gotten any, either as a child growing up, as a teen or now.

http://www.carwashguys.com/innews.html

And if you think I just was cars you are so right, I am just a lowly car washer, never done anything in my life really, always been a miserable failure? Sure thats it?

Truth is I have tried like hell to stay out of the limelight in my retirement at age 40. Dear Critic, what about resumes? Lets compare if you dare? I see Mrs. Critic you failed to put up your information up as you slammed my existence, are you a real person or using anonymity to annoy me?

Think on this in 2006, as there is a new law on the books, havent heard. Do not mistake my acts of kindness in giving to the world as a sign of weakness, as nothing could be further from the truth.

You see Nancy, I will put my resume at age 35 up against a million resumes and I am pretty certain which percentile I will be in. But what is the point? Does it matter really BTW 3700 articles today and 28,000 article views to hit 1 million. Do you have any articles here at all, any wisdom to depart, knowledge what?

I looked for your name; none come up. Is that your real name? Or are you hiding something Mrs. Critic? I hereby challenge you. Pick an industry, pick a topic, pick a sport, pick a skill, pick anything, I hereby challenge you dearest Critic. Bring it on. So then maybe then the whole world might notice me. So please world notice me, I want to be noticed. So I write articles, so please oh please wont you notice me?

Author: Lance Winslow
 
Author Bio:

Lance Winslow

Currently Lance is retired at age 40 and is running an Online Think Tank Forum while traveling North America. Perhaps considering something extremely challenging to do that will exercise his mind and utilize all his experiences, observations and skills. Any ideas?

 
 
 

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